Mondays are boring, Tuesdays are blah Then the rest of the week is just W T F
epiclifequotes Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don’t know.
@JeriLRyan understandable. Wouldn’t wanna be caught dead with _any_ Bieber-related Tweets… ;-)
@VanesvH Van het biertje kwam een boertje ;-)
Ik neem er ook eentje!
People start f*ckng around with the law then all hell breaks loose! #FirstBlood #Rambo
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Time to watch a classic on TV: ‘First Blood’, with a young Sylvester Stallone.
@VanesvH yup, boer jij maar even een os uit! ;-)
engadget Toyota decrees the plural of ‘Prius’ is ‘Prii,’ your Latin teacher looks on admonishingly http://engt.co/gztClX
@Lord_Stewie That winter storm should make the white supremacy groups happy: A white President’s Day! #presidentsday #usa
@SethMacFarlane That winter storm should make the white supremacy groups happy: A white President’s Day! #presidentsday #usa
That winter storm should make the white supremacy groups happy: A white President’s Day! #presidentsday #usa
@AndreaSvZ Was het bij jou dan ook -17C toen je opstond vanochtend?
@Ramonahz Keep in mind, that includes iPads and iPhones. Turn _everything_ off! :-)
@Lord_Stewie was it a male or a female? ;-)
Lord_Stewie It’s funny how all the good singers are on YouTube & all the shitty ones are famous.
SethMacFarlane Immediately following a sex partner’s orgasm, it’s cool to softly whisper “zoom, zoom” into her ear.