Happy Mother’s Day to all you Moms. And Dads, hang in there, it’s only one day and it passes quicker if you’re drunk.
@Ramonahz OCD ;-)
Stargate Atlantis: @dhewlett ’I think you singed my eyebrows’. Was that inspiration for @donttrythis ?
What brought you to Peru? / «@kevinmitnick A beautiful day in Larcomar in Lima, Peru :-)»
@tnttoon Zolang ze maar weet hoe ze een boereworst moet hanteren…
Merely thinking about it doesn’t get it mowed, so… http://t.co/1OkVs3ES @GetGlue #Lawn
@rockitwithjbird Who doesn’t?? :-)
The worst thing about having ADD and OCD is that I forget to wash my hands 50 times a day.